Everything Goes With Pink

Pink is not a color, it is a way of life.

Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween Everyone!

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Hope everyone is having a great weekend! I am getting ready to go to Busch Gardens for Howloscream! I am waiting for Adam to come out of the woods. He ususally comes out at sunset or a little after. I think I need to start a club:The Wives of Hunters Club....

Friday, October 28, 2005

Ever Wonder......

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

I saw a sign that said "seeing eye dogs only" who is supposed to read this? The dog?

In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.

And whose cruel idea was it for the "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Only in America!


Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Stretchy Face and Mushroom Head



























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Ever Think About Getting Your Nose Pierced?

Monday, October 24, 2005

From The Mouths of Babes...

What does Love mean?
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to
8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have
imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint
her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands
got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
cologne and they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French
fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip
before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of
kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"

Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening
presents and listen."
Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend
who you hate,"
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it
everyday."
Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
friends even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked
at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."
Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody .
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."
Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is
handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him
alone all day."
Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little
stars come out of you." (what an image)
Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think
it's gross."
Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you
mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked
about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"

Friday, October 21, 2005

Astrologer Predicts his own death????


BHOPAL, India (Reuters)
Hundreds of Indians flocked to a village in the central state of Madhya Pradesh on Thursday to see if an astrologer who forecast his own death would die as predicted. Kunjilal Malviya, 75, who lives in Sehara village, about 125 miles south of state capital Bhopal, was meditating in his house after announcing he would die on Thursday. His family fears his forecast will come true. "We are afraid of his prediction coming true because all his predictions till date have been correct," his son Anirudh said by phone.

"My father had predicted the death of my grandfather 15 years ago and it came true exactly like he calculated." Television footage showed relatives and friends seated around Malviya, singing religious songs and reading Hindu texts.

Policemen have been posted near his house to prevent the astrologer from killing himself, authorities said.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Wilma


A general view of the beach at the resort town of Cancun in Mexico's state of Quintana Roo as Hurricane Wilma approaches October 19, 2005. Described by meteorologists as potentially catastrophic, Wilma dumped rain on the Honduran coast and whipped up winds that briefly reached nearly 175 mph (280 km). Authorities began evacuating 10,000 people in the Mexican coastal state of Quintana Roo and tourists lined up at the airport to escape the beach resort of Cancun, where the storm was due to hit on Thursday. REUTERS/Daniel Aguilar

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Question


What are the characteristics of a TRUE friend?

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Only in America!


Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Gallery of the absurd


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Friday, October 14, 2005

Only in America!













Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

NEVER SAY THESE TO A COP!!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Britney's New Baby Food Venture











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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Question

What is your BIGGEST pet peeve?

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Two Heads are Better than One.


I just thought this turtle was totally adorable. (For all of my PETA friends out there, the turtle is reported to be completely healthy and will live a normal life.)