Everything Goes With Pink

Pink is not a color, it is a way of life.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Question

Would you rather have 1 wish granted today or 3 wishes granted in 10 years?

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun...

When (We) Girls Drink Too Much...

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT

6.WE START CRYING AND ! TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8.WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Build a Better Bush

Click on the link to build a better Bush!!
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_nov2005/Better_Bush.htm

Deer Butt Door Bell?


Well, for all of you that have been keeping up with my blog, you know that my husband lives to hunt....So, when my girlfriend, Andrea sent me this picture, I laughed my a** off (excuse the pun)!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Pictures of "Aunt" Mary





One of my dearest friends came to visit me a couple of weeks ago from Roanoke. Her name is Mary, and we went to college together. She was in the room when my bundle of joy, Morgan, was born on August 19, 1998. Mary's birthday is on Aug. 20 and she has always told Morgan that she was the best birthday present she could have ever hoped for! Here are some of the reunion pics..... (Justin obviously does NOT like PDA).

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Warning Labels for the Mentally Imparied!













Found on a fruit roll up snack:
Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating

Found on bottle of drain cleaner:
Do not reuse this bottle to store beverages

Found on children's aspirin:
Do not take if allergic to aspirin

Found on birth control pills:
Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant

Found on Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only

Found on a toy witch's broom:
This broom does not actually fly

Found on a tube of deoderant:
Do not use intimately

Found on a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain saw with hands or genitals

Found on a portable stroller:
Remove infant before folding for storage

Found on over-the-counter sleeping pills:
May cause drowsiness

Found on a clothes iron:
Do not iron clothes on body

Found on a Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

Found on bathroom cleaner:
For best results, start with a clean bathtub before use

Found on PMS medication:
Do not use if you have prostate problems

Found on the BOTTOM of a supermarket dessert box:
Do not turn upside down

Found in the manual for a washing machine:
Caution: you must remove clothing before washing

Found on a package of peanuts:
Warning: may contain nuts

Found on a .22 caliber rifle:
misuse may cause serious injury or death

Found on an electric thermometer:
Do not use orally after using rectally

Found on a curling iron:
For external use only

Found on a hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping

Found in manual for a clothes dryer:
not intended for drying pets

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Happy Birthday Hillary Frank!

Friday, November 04, 2005

Morgan's 2nd grade School Pic...



Morgan Storm Evans

Only in America!



Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering...

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Pictures I Promised



Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Another Wall-Hanger!

Anyone who knows me, knows that my husband, Adam, is a HUGE hunter. Well, last night he got the ultimate trophy....a 10-point buck-a-roo! This is what makes it all worth while for him. This is what it is all about. He has a 6-pointer already mounted and has one waiting to be mounted that is an 8-pointer. I'll have pics soon. Just thought I would share in his victory and let everyone know how ecstatic he is!

P.S.
We have a new little addition to our family. A cute little kitten named "Spencer". He is absoultely adorable and I'll have pics of him soon too!