Everything Goes With Pink

Pink is not a color, it is a way of life.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

See You Next Year!

Hope everyone has a good New Year!!!!! Be safe and Don't Drink and Drive!

Ads You'll Probably Never See #3

Friday, December 30, 2005

Ads You'll Probably Never See #2

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Ads You'll Probably Never See #1

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Last but not Least!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas! I, for one, had one of the best Christmases I have had in years! I love not having to go to work and spending time with family. It is what life is all about. Loving them and having them love you back just as much. What a wonderful feeling. Well, it is 7:45 and I have to get ready for work. Back to reality....

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas to All, and to All a Good Night!

Saturday, December 24, 2005


Friday, December 23, 2005

One for the Road!


Thursday, December 22, 2005


Wednesday, December 21, 2005


Tuesday, December 20, 2005


Sunday, December 18, 2005



Friday, December 09, 2005

Actual Bumper Stickers

* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
* Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
* Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
* Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
* A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
* We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
* Keep honking...I'm reloading

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Joy of Raising Boys

The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas.
Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.ft. house 4 inches deep
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still cannot walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid

Monday, December 05, 2005

It's Snowing!

I woke up this morning to a beautiful "white Monday". Too bad it wasn't snowing enough to strand me at home, but it was pretty none the less. Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. I had a surprisingly good one. It was very relaxing. I just spent some time at a friends house while our kids played. We drank coffee and gossipped while the kids danced, sang and loaded up on junk food! It's nice to sit back and talk to a good friend. It makes time stand still if even just for a moment.....

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Happy Weekend!

I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Weekend! What are your plans? OH! If you get a chance, check out this guy's blog: http://uncage.blogspot.com/ It is pretty funny. Also, my cousin, Tim (through marriage) has a blog. He is a marine fighting for our country. Please visit his blog. He is an amazing writer:

You can use the links on the side ---------->"Vent" and "America's Son"