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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Clinton vs. Titanic

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" &
"My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student
turned in the following book
report, with the proposition that they were nearly
identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+
for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
love and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Monica.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same
thing.

3 Comments:

At 10:17 PM, Blogger Grumpy said...

That was a good one.
Sorry, I keep going away and coming back, it's a bad habit I'm trying to kick.

 
At 1:30 AM, Blogger Badpatty said...

Ahhhh. . . I just gotta smile.

 
At 10:28 AM, Blogger Barb said...

That was a good one - had to send to friends and share the grin ;-)

 

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