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Monday, April 10, 2006

Never Lie to your Mother!

Brian Smith invited his mother over for dinner.

During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.

Mrs. Smith had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of
the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
Smith started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie
than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it,
but I'll send her an e-mail jut to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house. I'm
not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother
that read:

Dear Son:

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying
that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie; but the fact remains that if she
was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.



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